I hate living here so much.
Calling me all this shit is bull crap.
I already put myself down, I don’t need two more people tearing me down.
I already know i’m a failure, I already know I’m a loner, I already know I have problems,
Please don’t sit here and just point everyone of my problems out, it’s not like I’m already giving myself a hard time about them already.
I’ve said “already” way to many time.
this is literally what it’s like to be 21
i wish my target had hot band members in khakis trying to convince me to buy an awesome album but no
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care. like do u really care. it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra. maybe even 30 dollars idk. don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra
It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen
this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh
My bra was 70 dollars. It has lace and it has jewely stuff on it. My bra is bedazzled, and I want the world to know! #LetMeShowOffMyBraIPaidTooMuchForItToJustBeSeenByMe
“One is a choice, and one is not.
comments by youtube users under the name of shinji ikari are my favorite
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
I like the second one better.
Gorgeous artworks by T.S. Claire
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues