jack-mcfrosty:

Like really.

I hate living here so much.

Calling me all this shit is bull crap.

I already put myself down, I don’t need two more people tearing me down.

I already know i’m a failure, I already know I’m a loner, I already know I have problems,

Please don’t sit here and just point everyone of my problems out, it’s not like I’m already giving myself a hard time about them already.

I’ve said “already” way to many time.


shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

hemmolysis:

i wish my target had hot band members in khakis trying to convince me to buy an awesome album but no 

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff)

  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

missbreadsticks:

mskneesocks:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh

My bra was 70 dollars. It has lace and it has jewely stuff on it. My bra is bedazzled, and I want the world to know! #LetMeShowOffMyBraIPaidTooMuchForItToJustBeSeenByMe

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: feathor)

What’s the difference?” I asked. “Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?”
“One is a choice, and one is not.

Mud Vein (Tarryn Fisher)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

comments by youtube users under the name of shinji ikari are my favorite

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samaelcarver:

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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I like the second one better.

(Source: screenburned)


jedavu:

Gorgeous artworks by T.S. Claire

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)