I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
- Pros of having internet friends: they're fucking amazing and they're always there for you and they care and they're just the best
- Cons of having internet friends: THEY FUCKING LIVE 749262947163047289836729 MILES AWAY
i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
hey look its me
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan